WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
BLANKETY
BLANKETY
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(Source: queenofjalex)
cashier: and what’s your e-mail address?
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
(Source: c1audia)
joe you ain’t SHIT
my childhood was ruined at this precise moment
Yeah, I miss Wilfred.
(Source: rschocolate, via based-avenger)
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau)